If Only Butt Paste Could Cure All of Life’s Irritations

I have partnered with Life of Dad and Boudreaux’s Butt Paste®  for this campaign, but my opinions are my own.

Let’s get serious for a moment and talk about butt paste. Yes, butt paste. Why discuss butt paste? Because Butt Paste® is a beautiful thing. Specifically, let’s talk about Boudreaux’s Butt Paste®. Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® is so fantastic, the Butt Paste® begins to heal diaper rash on contact. It helps heal with 40% Zinc Oxide. Zinc Oxide! Who doesn’t want to smear Butt Paste cream with 40% Zinc Oxide on their butt? I know I do! (Excuse me while I search up Zinc Oxide.)

Okay, I found out Zinc Oxide is an ingredient used to fight diaper rashes, sunburns, and other skin irritations. 40% of the ointment in Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® is Zinc Oxide. In a clinical study, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® relieved diaper rash in as little as 3 hours. Let’s fantasize for a moment that the Zinc Oxide in butt paste has other medicinal uses, such as making my bum knee better in 3 hours. A little bit of butt paste under my knee brace, and instantly relief occurs. How great would that be?

While we are fantasizing about butt paste making terrible things go away, let’s try it on a few other things.


I hate doing the laundry. Hate it! I have a family of 6 which means there is always a giant stack of laundry needing to be washed, dried, and folded. In my Butt Paste® miracle world, wouldn’t it be great if you could drop butt paste cream into the wash with the laundry and it immediately comes out clean, dry, and neatly folded? A guy can dream, can’t he?


I hate doing dishes too. Did I mention I have a lot of kids? Well I do! And that means I have a ton of pots and pans and dishes that billow out of my sink. What if Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® could be waved like a magic want and all dirty dishes somehow made it into the cabinets… and clean?

Bathroom Tiles:

I envision cleaning nasty areas of my house with butt paste, but one that stands out are the tiles in the bathroom. How do they get so disgusting? What is my family doing that makes the areas between the tiles so gross? I’m sure it isn’t me. If only I could squeeze butt paste out of the tube and onto the tiles, causing everything to be mold free.

Shin guards

If you are a soccer family and there is a horrible smell coming from an area of your house, chances are there’s a shin guard close by. Let’s talk about shin guards for a moment. Shin guards are the only soccer equipment (besides cleats) that a player uses. They protect the shins by being pressed onto the legs. The skin sweats right into the shin guard and the socks. There is nowhere for the smell to go. And occasionally, soccer is played in the rain. When the kids come home, they toss their shin guards in the hallway with their cleats. And this drives me crazy! IT SMELLS! What if, you could put Butt Paste® on a shin guard and make all those nasty smells fly away?

Well, those are my dreams for Butt Paste, do you have any?

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